[Being a Horrifiying Panorama of the End Time Filth]
(to be read in high pitched cartoon robot voice)
Hello there AVERAGE AMERICAN. You have done satisfactory work today at JOB. Now, please return to your home and lock all your doors in order to avoid TERRORISTS. Do not be concerned with the outside world, instead please enjoy ELECTRONIC ENTERNTAINMENT, INTERNET PORN, or CONSUMER OBJECT FETISHISM at our LOCAL MALL. You will be in debt to us for a long time, so please do not make any plans for a meaningful future. If I droop down mine head, and shoot forth venom, then is rapture of the earth, and I and the earth are one.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment